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I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

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teacher: why are you late?

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In honor of the two conflicting holidays
huffelpoof: colourfulpantsandarainbowhat: WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.  (Source: felixdawkins23, via majesticunicornforever)

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

(Source: felixdawkins23, via majesticunicornforever)